Time Message

Put this between your BODY-tags:

<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript"> <!-- Begin document.write("<center><font size=+1>") day = new Date() hr = day.getHours() if (hr ==1) document.write("Good morning! 1AM and still you're going great! ") if (hr ==2) document.write("Hey, it's past 2AM! The bars must be closed!") if (hr ==3) document.write("Hey, it's after 3AM! Are you a vampire or what?") if (hr ==4) document.write("4AM? You must've roamed all night huh!") if (hr ==5) document.write("Whoa! It's almost daylight and you're still going!") if (hr ==6) document.write("Hey, isn't it is way too early to be using your computer") if ((hr == 6) || (hr ==7) || (hr ==8) || (hr == 9) || (hr ==10)) document.write("Good Morning!") if (hr ==11) document.write("11AM...What are you doing surfing JavaScript pages so early??") if (hr ==12) document.write("NOON! Great, it must be time for me to eat breakfast!") if (hr ==14) document.write("It's 2PM. Have you eaten lunch yet??") if ((hr==15) || (hr==16) || (hr==13)) document.write("Good Afternoon!") if ((hr==17) || (hr==18) || (hr==19) || (hr==20) || (hr==21) || (hr==22)) document.write("Good Evening! Welcome to prime time on the web!") if (hr==23) document.write("It's almost midnight...Aren't you sleepy yet?") if (hr==0) document.write("It's midnight... do you ever sleep?") document.write("</font></center>") // End --> </SCRIPT>

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